Melanie. twenteen.

embarrassment est. 1993

I'm a history geek.
I like to use my full first name.
Audrey Hepburn is my idol.
I wish Jane Austen would write my life.
I love One Direction, get over it.
I become more of a feminist each day.
I would like to be more ladylike.
However, I swear like a sailor and like to powerlift.
I should stop caring about what other people think of me.
I can't make my mind up what I want.

Life is good and the girls are gorgeous
Suddenly the air smells much greener now
And I’m wandering around
With a half pack of cigarettes
Searching for the change that I’ve lost somehow

Beasted the gym

Actually understood my revision.

It’s sunny.

My love for Paolo Nutini is ever increasing.

And I can eat chocolate again in 30 hours and 35 minutes.

britishomnoms:

Cadbury Creme Eggs- Mini Creme Egg Brownies!
Don’t these look amazing? Me and my best friend are going to attempt to bake some of these bad boys next Monday. Watch this space!
(Recipe)

O
M
G
Why am I torturing myself with chocolate porn?

britishomnoms:

Cadbury Creme Eggs- Mini Creme Egg Brownies!

Don’t these look amazing? Me and my best friend are going to attempt to bake some of these bad boys next Monday. Watch this space!

(Recipe)

O

M

G

Why am I torturing myself with chocolate porn?

(Source: daily99)

But I will.

because I’m good.

….eventually.

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

He is beautiful.

And I even like his Scottish accent.

which is rare.

Hey! We would like to buy some bay-guls.

basically me when I go to New York.

punkrockmermaid:

(x)

Love you bby

(Source: idontcareimjustinspired)

Melanie’s update on life:

I’m really craving chocolate now.

Specifically a melted Double Decker bar.

Only a week to go.

And all of my friends say it wasn’t meant to be

excellent video.

(Source: scillison)